If you’re not intelligent then you wouldn’t have known that the title of this tiddie bittie is a movie title. Woah, I’m getting all metaphoric or whatever. Truth is I’m not sleeping…well. So I think that classifies as a semi-insomniac or something. Sleep has been scarce in these parts.

I’ve been perusing The Colin’s site for a bit. I wonder if the other peoples read my articles. I have realized that my articles are effin longer than everyone elses. Therefore, I. B. Puthetik. I wish I could comment on one thing at a time in each article and maybe if I was saner I would. In the future I might take a crack at actually writing about something relevant or useful in today’s society. Actually….ummm, nah. Too many big words equals sleepy confuzzled me. My brain hurts at complex philosophies, if you couldn’t tell by the styles of my previous tiddie bitties. If you could only see the grammatical errors in this right now…good thing the internet doesn’t give two poops about it. Hah.

University life is crap. Not really, but sometimes it sure feels that way. I have had the most dumbdest things happen to me. I locked myself out of my own room. The horror. In my robe and without my glasses. I was also sick. If that’s not the recipe for fun, fun, fun, then I don’t know what is. I’ve been sick for the past week too…stupid people on my floor are sick…can’t keep their damded germs to themselves. I also had a Chem lab where I had no idea what to do. I sat at the balance for half an hour. Did I mention it was fun, fun, fun?

Ooooh, I just thought of a question. The kind that you think of when you’re brain is turning into mush. If you woke up in a room with no windows or doors, just walls, how did you get into there in the first place? Ooooh. I bees smart (or maybe not).

Or you just couldn’t give a sheet about the question and moved straight to this paragraph. I find myself very gifted to have typed up 4 paragraphs of nothing in particular. I must say though, that I’ve found there’s a lot of mushroom hatin’ (Ooh, I used a slang term) around here. What bees up with that? I say us mushroom lovers join up and start a “Proud to be a Mushroom eater” campaign. We could have banners and stickers and signs everywhere, like “It’s my fave pizza topping” or “Mushroom’s are Vegetables too”. Uhh, yeah.

To kind of wrap things up, I do recommend the movie Jesus’ Son if you like weird ass movies that kind of don’t make sense and make you go “Huahahuh?” If you know me personally you can borrow it from me. Those of you who don’t just go to a Blockbuster store and rent it. Might be funny if you felt a little off while watching.

Next article: “The effects of movie violence on the future generation” Hah. Actually, expect such fluff as “Dissection and Examination of the ‘Lumberjack song’” (from Monty Python for all you Spamheads).

And to finish the little tiddie bittie, some words of wisdom a la K.R.I.S:

“Life is like a toilet. It gets shitted on and peed on once in awhile. But when it’s all done it all gets flushed down and the bowl is clean (relatively clean).”

Words to live by. I think.